Hi there! My name is Courtney and I am actually the creator of this entire website! I HAND CODED all the HTML, CSS, and JavaScript for this thing (with a little help from my good ole friend ChatGPT). Apparently everyone thinks theres something severely wrong with me so I use this website to express myself.

If you dont like my website theres plenty of othes like hotairballoons.com or nutsandbolts.com. If you're overwhelmed, take a walk down MEMORY LANE.

Now that thats out of the way... all you need to know about me is I am trying my best. But learn more below

Things I Like

• Music (especially live)
• Making my hyperspecific playlists
• Running around outside (in a frolicking way)
• Making my own website (obviously)
• Yapping (I do this ALL the time)
• Swimming in the ocean
• Boat watching
• Singing in my car (this one is secret don't tell anyone)
• Coffee, specifically cold brew or lattes
• Sweet treats (my teeth do not agree)
• Writing in my journal
• Wearing silly t-shirts
• Laying in the sun
• Funky key chains
• Immature stickers meant for children
• White chocolate (controversial!)
• CAVA!! AND THEIR DATE VINAIGRETTE
• Doodling
• Pretending
• Gold jewelry
• Trinkets with no functionality
• Floor time
• Instagram reels (but do I?)
• Brandy Melville
• The PNW
• The color periwinkle
• A fresh manicure or hair appointment
• Diet Coke and Diet Dr Pepper
• A crisp margarita
• A sunny afternoon
• Expensive seafood
• matching PJs
• a good hug

Things I Hate

• Hangovers
• Throwing up
• Being sticky
• Microsoft Excel
• Car problems
• Being perceived
• Losing and misplacing things
• Social media
• Not being good at something immediately
• Acne and mosquito bites
• Being itchy
• Cooking
• People who dislike my handmade bracelets
• Headaches
• Bare walls
• Existential dread
• Always feeling like I'm gonna pass out
• TRAFFIC AND LINES
• SLOW WALKERS
• INDOOR MALLS
• Doctors
• Not being able to copy/paste from an eTextbook
• Sunday deadlines
• Neon athletic clothing
• 0.9mm lead mechanical pencils
• Amusement parks (but great for people watching)
• Children screaming in indoor public places
• Plastic tupperware
• Loose outlets
• WIDE RULED PAPER
• Menus with calories listed
• Wearing my glasses
• Stuffy nose
• WHEN MY CLOTHES GET CAUGHT ON DOOR KNOBS
• Being late
• Tangled messy exposed wires
• Flickering fluorescent lights
• Swollen eyes and styes
• Making appointments over the phone
• Clicking noises
• Dead AirPods
• Rae Dunn home merchandise
• LED headlights
• My (old) hideous beige carpeting

COURTNEY FAST FACTS

ASL: 23, Female, Boston
Height: 5' 10"
Eye color: Brown
Hometown: Midlothian, VA
Blood type: Should I know this?
SSN: 948-84-8392
Mental Disorders: Undiagnosed
Living Parents: 1
College GPA: 3.8
Organ Donor: Yes
iPhone Model: 16 Pro
Teeth count: 31
Marriott Status: Gold
Favorite color: Green
Favorite Liquor: Tequila
Eye Prescription: OD -2.5, OS -2.25
401k contribution: 9% with 0.5 on 6% match

Internet safety is VERY important. Do NOT talk to strangers on-line! If you need me I'll be watching this in the meantime...